Funny Quotes

"The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits."

~Albert Einstein~ 

"Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company."

~Mark Twain~

"As I lay in my bed and look at the stars I begin to wonder, "Where is my ceiling?"

~Unknown~

"Everybody knows how to raise children, except the people who have them."
~P. J. O'Rourke~

"If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late."

                                                                 ~Henny Youngman~

"I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw that my bath toys were a toaster and a radio."

~Joan Rivers~

"When I eventually met Mr. Right I had no idea that his first name was Always."

~Rita Rudner~